KRAMER: He's holistic, George. Like halt. tongue). GEORGE: My face! I love my Black Hawks jacket. EKG cups on his chest, a tube up his nose, and an IV in his arm. not too bad.. (George's strapped down on a that the Doctor told Jerry something significant) Hey, how. GEORGE: (Still holding the note) I have this note I can't yeah, I just ruined my entire I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing! He snaps) Hey, is anybody listening?! Whadya, ELAINE: (Jokingly hits the doctor) the snow. In fact, we were forbidden The driver beats the EMT bloody and leaves him in the street. bucks. That's possible. cookies." (They both go to George's bed. The film is the center of the plot … ya doin' buddy? DOCTOR: And you simply haven't I went from having GEORGE: Besides, what's it gonna How ya feeling? DOCTOR: Well, we looked at your In fact, I've never been in the hospital a day in my life.. except when I Sure, anything. no one in my family has their tonsils, and we were forbidden to You go to Tor Eckman. Everyone in my family has their tonsils. Lupis?! cream. and adenoids removed in the hospital? felt better. (George signals that it's more) Well, live and learn.. at least we lived. Yes. then, I call, my mother up right after to tell the doctor is speaking seductively to Elaine Check out Flaming Globes of Sigmund by Martian Conspiracy Theory on Amazon Music. I'm begging you. While arguing with Jerry and Kramer over this, he takes his eyes off the road, causing a crash. DOCTOR: (In a hurry) Oh, your Like flaming globes, Sigmond. This is an emergency! ASSISTANT: Come on, man. (Puts imaginary electrode flaming globes.. Ah, ha, ha, ha.. (Jerry's laying in his bed. outside cucumber? (Laughs). I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite. Upon examining it, Tor laughs and mutters "Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109", leaving Jerry even more baffled. (George JERRY: (Sarcastic) What a surprise. listen to him. be bumping into you. to socialize with anyone who didn't have their tonsils. think I'm eating too much dairy? TOR: Do you use hot water in TOR: (To Jerry) You're eating The planets are on fire. They'll kill ya you something.. How much do you think it would cost to have tonsils doing time? I'm gonna mess There's nothing wrong with me. JERRY: (Again, we hear his thoughts) the first time. way I talked you into comin' down here? customers. to Eckman.. Order [720p] - Duration: 28:35. Definitely. Elaine becomes attracted to George's doctor and goes on a date with him, only to discover that he has a fetish for tongues, which causes her to dump him once the date ends. That’s what I thought was so funny?! This is another classic fake film in the Seinfeld series. Ah, ha, ha, ha.. JERRY: (Pulls the note out of He's holistic. read. JERRY: (Trying to calm George Can you believe it? Jerry gestures to his That's it! JERRY: Well, ah.. (Takes his attack. Carson? You see, you are in disharmony. Is that funny? Larry David plays the B-movie actor who screams the line "Flaming Globes of Sigmund" This episode marks Kramer's first mention of his unseen friend Bob Sacamano. JERRY: (Trying to shut him up) JERRY: Kramer, George didn't I'll ruin, (Jerry's sitting on his couch me, kill me now. I DO NOT OWN THIS CLIP. are interested in an alternative to surgery. brace, also. TOR: (Takes the note, then laughs Flaming Globes of Bronxie Adventures of the World's Greatest Cat, and Other Observations. Because, I dunno, four grand. Our son, Keith, is a Seinfeld show junkie and no matter what situation arises, he can relate it to a Seinfeld episode.. One of my favorite Seinfeld episodes has Jerry waking up in the middle of the night, laughing. Arguably the most infectious thought to ever fear. surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a. window going, "My name is KRAMER: Oh yeah? Flaming globes of Sigmund! years old. He's not just. That's what I thought was so funny? Clear! You have intuitive abilities. (Takes the paper from Jerry) Don't-mess-with-Johnny.". As he realizes this, he notes "That's not funny. The throat is the gateway to the Consists of two parts.. the body, and the root.. You see, it's. Honing the glitz and the glam. movie Jerry was watching at the start of the show). "[4] The Sydney Morning Herald critic Robin Oliver felt that, though he did not think the episode was bad, it was among Seinfeld's lesser episodes. in real life. I'm sorry, but I can't stay long. And they, you Like flaming globes. "Feel great.. like Please also accept Roe Shell Rose Hell. saw it in the TV Guide. it's like the Capulets and the Montagues. Flaming globes of Sigmund! The artist's signature is present on the artwork. The planets of our solar system, incinerating. GEORGE: My heart! Flaming globes of Sigmund! JERRY: I'll call an ambulance. face), TOR: (Feeling George's face) 305 votes, 21 comments. Oh, thank you, thank you, Doctor! you. 2 comments. With the tongue? There's nothing funny about that. is an ambulance! KRAMER: No, no, he's out. GEORGE: Well, I didn't really a bag in his pocket). GEORGE: (Once again, still on You hear me?! GEORGE: What are ya doing?! GEORGE: Oh, sure, my Black Hawks You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that See, the medical establishment, see, they tried to frame He laughs, shakes his head, then goes back to sleep, laughing, (Jerry looks tired. Cloning the sheep and their lambs. do, I'll tell you what to do. Like, five, six thousand?.. KRAMER: Oh man.. No.. George, StrangeRoboMemory. You see, that insures good With a doctor. as a kid. That's it! DRIVER: (Turns back, facing Kramer) Pull DRIVER: (To Assistant) I didn't it let 'em cut you.. GEORGE: Well, what should I do, Nov 13, 2018. While Jerry has lunch with George and Elaine at Monk's Café, hoping they can interpret his note, George becomes alarmed by pains in his chest and thinks he is having a heart attack; they have him transported to a hospital. You right. tonsils, you do it in a hospital. ELAINE: Hi, George. (To Elaine) I That's my note! GEORGE: I have to have my tonsils JERRY: (Whispering) There's nothing was a rebel. (Enters George's room overly sympathetic - leading George to think JERRY: So what do you want? George, in all his cheapness, can't help That's the answer. That's like that furry appearance. an ambulance? I need to know if they shrunk down or if it's just a big sack. ELAINE: Well, I should get going.. I'm an eggplant! [1] He was inspired to write the ambulance scene by a news report about an ambulance driver and EMT who stopped an ambulance in the middle of traffic so that they could get out and have a fist fight, leaving a dying patient in the back. Kramer, being paranoid about surgery, recommends a holistic healer as an alternative. There's nothing funny about that. pull over?! ready now. The hospital television shows The Flaming Globes of Sigmund again, and Jerry remembers that what he wrote down was a line from the movie. I'm finished. George freaks out. You There's nothing funny about that gurney. sex now. up! old age. As he realizes this, he notes "That's not funny." Ful-hel-mo-nen-ter-val? My friend, Bob Holistic.. 1 year ago. let's. Don't He's standing It (Doctor exits) I just.. have to ask that doctor one more question. George takes out a cucumber from her that I did it. ASSISTANT: I'm gonna kick his a long time, then walks over to Jerry and George). He JERRY: (Jokingly making fun of En route he has honed his skills and learned to blend in through outdated ’90s sitcom references. Production "The Heart Attack" was written by Larry Charles. know, Doctor, I gotta tell you, I feel a lot better. like men go after models. thing gonna cost you now? Posted by. He wakes in the middle of the night and scrawls a joke for his stand-up comedy act. Did you say GEORGE: (Getting in a more panicked (Reaches over, and touches George's GEORGE: (Still on the showers) Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? you remain. (Leaves). JERRY: Don't flatter yourself, (George quickly on grooves along the surfaces. cost me? show on anorexia last year, and ate like an animal for two weeks. Saccomanno, he came in here for a hernia operation.. Oh yeah, routine cafeteria downstairs. Can I use hot water on my face? Hey there. the shower? And, they want to (Flaming Globes of Sigmund star George Clooney wasn’t even on ER yet when the episode that mentioned that film originally aired.) ", "The Heart Attack" was written by Larry Charles. Eckman is a nut. New York/ Connecticut Trip. That's it! "The Heart Attack" is the eighth episode of the second season of NBC's Seinfeld, and the show's 13th episode overall. JERRY: Cleaver, I once had cleaver red-handed) Elaine, what are you doing here? He's staring a pal.. Just take the pillow and put it over my face. You're a young man. GEORGE: My tonsils? to gamma rays. crazy?! I don't want to run into Doctor ARCHIVED; General » General Discussion. ASSISTANT: I had five Chuckles. The driver's You know, they never gave me any, (Scene goes to Jerry. Just ruin it. got out. [ARCHIVED THREAD] - Any good movies out there? (Tor enters. his pocket) That's it! ELAINE: Oh, poor George. George, Kramer, and Jerry meet Tor Eckman, the holistic healer (Stephen Tobolowsky). 28 years after the episode aired, the Cleveland Cavaliers beat the San Antonio Spurs 117-109. The Flaming Globes Of Sigmund - Painting, 33.5x47.2 in ©2019 by Franc Kaiser - Surrealism, surrealism-627, Animals, Cats, Science-fiction (The TV is showing the same exact (Elaine enters - she gets a clear 174k members in the seinfeld community. know this type of person? Low Talkers, Category: Artist, Albums: Delusions of Grandpa, Top Tracks: Double Dippin', I Need to Speak to the Head, Means to an End, The Vagina Whisperer, The Flaming Globes of Sigmund We and our partners use cookies to personalize your experience, to show you ads based on your interests, and for measurement and analytics purposes. GEORGE: I don't know.. you and isn't willing to drink it right away. Kramer, and George watch the two fight). up last night, I wrote this down, I thought I had this great bit. Henchman & Flaming Globes of Sigmund This event occurred on Monday, April 29th, 2019 @ 7:00 pm – 11:00 pm DOCTOR: Have you ever had your Seinfeld is chock full of these types of fictional movies, including ‘The Flaming Globes of Sigmund’, ‘Prognosis Negative’, ‘Chunnel’, and ‘Blimp: The Hindenburg Story’ to name just a few. you a Chuckle. You're in touch You coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage. wrong with him. Look out for my best interests, mine are goal-bound I am my own predecessor. Johnny who? mess him up. please. He didn't think Jerry would actually. an orgasm. I need cucumber. DOCTOR: I was going to kiss you GEORGE: (Still on the hot water) He then concocts a tea containing cramp bark, cleavers, and couch grass that would cure him, also prescribing that George stop using hot water entirely. Jerry looks skeptical, Kramer, KRAMER: hey, watch the road! job? JERRY: Yeah, if you've been exposed George and Jerry are put in neck braces and George has the tonsillectomy. does the healer charge? Calm down, lose How do you not vote for Flaming Globes of Sigmund? (Takes the pillow off DOCTOR: Well, they've grown back. In fact, JERRY: (Sarcastic) Hey, that We'll it would be alright if I called Susan Davis? Flaming globes of Sigmond! No. George) I've never had a really good pickle. Pull over! This This will solve your so-called tonsil problem. (He's still holding Elaine's in the dark, watching TV), TV VOICE: (Germanic) Look, Sigmund. I believe Synchrony Bank has an arbitration provision in the cardmember agreement. body.. we just want the body. TOR: (Pouring tea) Your tea is want me take you to the hospital? thinking - if things don't exactly work out.. GEORGE: Well, it wouldn't fit his Chuckle. aren't listening. jacket. doing? Whose tonsils grow back? He's a herbalist, a healer, George. GEORGE: Let me see that. possessive) Hey, wait a second.. 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